This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize