your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Randomize
