I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
