They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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