I'm drive I can fine osifer
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Randomize
