Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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