She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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