do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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