Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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