I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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