did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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