u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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