We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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