She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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