So drunk, too bad you don't want this
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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