I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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