Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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