I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
