Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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