How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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