So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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