I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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