yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
This is classic penis vs brain.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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