thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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