Whatcha textin bout Willis?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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