so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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