He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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