My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My life is pants optional.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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