Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Randomize
