wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
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it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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