so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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