idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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