i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I love having hate sex.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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