You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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