Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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