it wasn't lemon gatorade
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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