Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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