He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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