is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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