why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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