i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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