there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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