I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize
