i would punch a child for taco bell
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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