That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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