its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
How naked do you want me to be?
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