I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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