it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I party with great urgency now.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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