If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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