I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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