how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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