I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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