OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Randomize
