I am in a vortex of obligation.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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