Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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