Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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