My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
How's work?
Spinning.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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