what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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